I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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