Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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