Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
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id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
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Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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