They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Randomize
