Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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