That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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