Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
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