Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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