my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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