When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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