honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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