i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
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It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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