I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
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Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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