even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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