fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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