NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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