dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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