remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
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btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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