He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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