Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
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There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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