just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
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Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
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