you would pick up someone in the library
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
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I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
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Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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