these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
We need to get me chipped asap
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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