In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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