i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
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I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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