Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
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Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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