Is it normal to miss your booty call?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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