youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
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You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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