What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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