Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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