Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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