didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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