just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
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I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
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