I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
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It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
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I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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