what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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