And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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