Dual....:-)
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
