he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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