just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
