what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
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