im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
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I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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