it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
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I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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