I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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