I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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