found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
i dont even know how to be here
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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