We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
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Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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