I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Damn victory sex feels great
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
if you're wondering why I texted you some girl's name at 4 am it's because you wanted to Facebook stalk the girl who gave that Irish guy we met at the Chinese food place her license and said 'call me'
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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