Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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