I want to stick my p in your. b.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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