She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
well you can't waste a boner
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
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that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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