i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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