walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
